...Drown in mayo or be stoned to death with pickles? Be invisible or fly? Do cartwheels constantly or be striped like a zebra? Eat a bar of soap or drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid? Speak backwards or only be able to mouth words silently? Be married to
Bush or
Palin?
And most importantly, drink boba everyday or never drink boba again, EVER?
I think I know what your answer would be. And I think you know mine, too.
Anyways, I'd gone a whole month without boba until tonight, when I hit up
Boba Loca near USC. It was
meh, but it's kinda like this: If you haven't had ________ in a month, any ________ is good.
I know what you're thinking. And you probably know what I'm thinking, too.

(Boba, of course.)